Lunchbox was on a walk with his dog and one of his neighbors asked him to pick up their packages while they were out of town.
So Lunchbox was "being the nice guy" and picked up their packages while on his walk. After picking up one of his packages, a guy came up behind him and called him a porch pirate. He told Lunchbox he saw what he just did and he needed to put the package back. Lunchbox tried to tell the guy that the homeowners asked him to pick up packages, but the guy was adamant that he put the package back. The guy was going to call the cops so Lunchbox called his neighbors to convince the guy he was supposed to be picking up the package.
The guy finally backed off after talking to the neighbors, but Lunchbox thought he was going to get the cops called on him for being a porch pirate for a few minutes.