Bobby decided to enlist the help of ChatGPT to roast the whole Bobby Bones Show... and himself.
ChatGPT actually managed to nail a lot of the things the show members have been self-deprecating about whether on the show or on their social media pages. Here are a few of them for each show member.
For Bobby:
- “Bobby’s like the human version of an iPhone update — slightly better every year but somehow still exhausted and glitchy.”
- “If imposter syndrome was a person, it would have Bobby’s teeth, glasses, and childhood trauma.”
- “Bobby’s proof that you can survive childhood trauma, build a media empire, become a multimillionaire — and still have the constant vibe of a kid asking if he can have his ball back.”
- "Bobby’s so obsessed with work, he’ll probably have ‘taking a meeting’ engraved on his tombstone.”
- "Bobby’s the American Dream — if the dream was anxiety, childhood scars, and Googling ‘Am I good enough?’ every night before bed.”
- “He overcame poverty, addiction in his family, and every statistic stacked against him — and now his biggest problem is deciding whether to post a selfie or spiral for three hours about it first.”
- “Bobby’s success is inspiring — mainly because it proves you can have crippling insecurity, overwhelming anxiety, and childhood abandonment issues... and still end up richer than anyone who ever bullied you.”
For Amy:
- “Amy’s been through more therapy than anyone on the show and somehow still ends every story sounding like she’s giving advice to herself.”
- "She’s the only person who can take a 30-second story and turn it into a 10-minute saga about her journaling, a dead bird, and a Pinterest quote."
- “I’m proud of Amy. She’s proof that you can outgrow your problems —and immediately find brand-new, even more complicated ones to replace them.”
- “Amy’s the only person who can survive divorce, grief, and therapy, and still get emotionally wrecked by forgetting where she parked her car at Target.”
For Lunchbox:
- “Lunchbox is living proof that confidence has absolutely nothing to do with competence.”
- “Lunchbox’s dream job is ‘celebrity.’ Too bad you actually have to be likable, talented, or remotely self-aware to get there.”
For Eddie:
- “Eddie’s been trying to go viral on IG for three years and the only thing he’s gotten famous for is being ‘that dad who tries too hard."
- “Eddie’s life advice is amazing — if you want to end up with four kids, a mortgage, and a fading dream of being a musician."
For Morgan:
- "Morgan’s Instagram is 90% coffee cups and 10% soft-launching a boyfriend no one’s ever actually met.”
- “She’s basically a human Pinterest board - cute, colorful, and completely useless in a real emergency.”
- “Morgan’s Instagram looks like she’s living her best life — until you realize it’s just 400 pictures of lattes, sunsets, and men she refuses to commit to.”
For Abby:
- “Abby’s singing dreams are alive and well — just like her Amazon cart that’s full of stuff she’ll never actually buy.”
For Raymundo:
- “Ray is like a walking Red Bull — jittery, loud, and making choices he’ll regret by noon.”
For Mike D:
- "Mike D is the silent assassin of the show — barely talks, but when he does, it’s usually to destroy your dreams quietly and politely.”