Lunchbox brought back the Bathroom Confessions.
He goes into a public bathroom and records people, but not filming them. He sits down in a stall next to someone, knocks on the stall, and talks about life, asking questions if they want to talk. He said it is sort of a moment to confess, like a confessional, comparing it to being Catholic but in a public bathroom, noting he is not a priest. It all went down in an airport bathroom in Fort Lauderdale.
Lunchbox said, “Here we go. Number one, stall four. What’s up?” The person responded, “It’s stall three. Same old, same old.” Lunchbox said he had a question, explaining his wife has a sister and he thinks her sister kind of digs him, asking how he could ask his wife if they could try something together. The person responded to just ask and said why not. Lunchbox asked if that would ruin anything and how he would do it. The person said that is not the way he rolls. Lunchbox asked if he should text the sister first or ask his wife first. The person said he didn’t know and then said he was leaving.
Lunchbox moved to the next one, saying, “It’s stall four. What’s up?” The person responded, “It’s stall three. What’s happening?” Lunchbox asked if it was weird that he thinks his mom is hot. The person was shocked at the question and asked if he was serious. Lunchbox admitted he feels weird about it and asked if the person had ever thought their mom was hot. Naturally, the person said no. But then Lunchbox pushed it further asking if he should tell his mom he finds her attractive. The person said why not, and shortly after left.
Then it was time for the last stall interaction, Lunchbox knocked and said “It’s stall four. What’s up?” The person responded, “It’s stall three.” Lunchbox asked how it was going and then said he had a question about his sister-in-law sending him a topless picture saying “miss you,” and he didn’t know if it was meant for him or if she was hitting on him, asking what to do. The person said the only reasonable explanation was to send a topless picture back and say “miss you too.” Lunchbox asked the person if that would interfere with his brother’s marriage. The person said no because she sent it, and then silence.
Bobby noted a common theme in every interaction, each person washed their hands, which deserved applauding. Lunchbox decided to do this because listeners on the Top Shelf Country Cruise were begging for it and wanted him to do it on the ship, but he said he couldn’t because everyone would know and the bathrooms were too enclosed to hear anyone through the walls. Despite the listener desire, Bobby said the segment weirds him out a little bit and that it doesn’t leave him feeling good at the end.